This is an archive of all of those which, in my opinion, are Selphie's best/most humorous often one and the same thing lines in Final Fantasy VIII, in chronological order. Because I don't think it would make sense any other way, context and any necessary complementary dialogue are always provided. Choose from one of the discs below and knock yourself out!

Disc One Disc Two
Disc Three Disc Four

Note: As most of you are probably aware, a great part of the dialogue in Final Fantasy VIII depends on which characters you have in your party; furthermore, the game often offers multiple possible answers for you to freely choose from. It should go without saying that the quotes here are from my own game, and therefore reflect the answers I chose. As for party issues, I always had Selphie in mine, so that shouldn't be a problem.

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